Toby and I were at work in the office. M was sitting behind us playing DOOM.

M: (over the sound of gunfire and imps screeching) Hey, who wants to guess how much health I have right now?
Toby: uhh …
Kevin: No thanks.
M: Oh, come on.
Toby: …
Kevin: …
M: Come on. Guess a number between 1 and 200.
Kevin: 200.
Toby: 1.
M: Very funny. Right now my health is at 174. Kevin was closest.
Toby: I win! I was the closest without going over.
Kevin: It’s true. He was the closest without going over.
M: What?
Toby: It’s like The Price Is Right.
Kevin: He did guess closest without going over.
M: (frustrated) This is not The Price Is Right, Toby. This is DOOM.