Yeah. Dead bodies.

I can’t believe there’s no other content to this post.

Does fire count? I bet the smell of smoke would wake one up …

Yes. I’ve been awoken in the middle of the night by the acrid odor of burning electronics (the UPS to which my computer was attached was frying itself), as well as my asshole neighbor’s cigarette smoke drifting into my bedroom window.

I’ve been awakened by many smells, thankyouverymuch.

Chris gets woken up sometimes by some strange egg/garbage/rotten smell that she then tries to blame on me. Really, those smells aren’t humanly possible and I was asleep. Not my fault.