Yesterday I blogged that all I wanted was for it to snow, and snow today it did. Tonight I brought that up, and I asked everyone what they wanted me to blog about today, since it’s obvious that I control the world now. Everyone said, “Snow! Snow! More snow! Accumulation!” and then Matt said, “Bags of hundreds.”

So here you go, Matt. All I can think about now is Matt coming into possession of bags of hundreds. That’d be just about the best thing ever. I can practically feel it - all that stiff, rustly, crisp paper, that smell straight from the bank, and no exploding dye packs.