http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/ In the land of the ham, the Bacon Man is king Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:26:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-89 JTJ Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:57:46 +0000 http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-89 What Silvey said. What Silvey said.

]]> http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-88 Silvey Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:52:20 +0000 http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-88 Don't be fooled by false representations of shaven Lincoln. He had a beard when he delivered the Gettysburg Address. He had a beard when he announced the Emancipation Proclamation. He grew up in a log cabin fer chrissakes. Look... we all know Jesus Christ was a well built white man with a very neatly trimmed beard. Why? That's the way it is in all his photos. So it is with Lincoln. If you wanna spend Halloween explaining why you don't have a beard, referring to a few oil renderings of the man done right after Mary Todd forced him to shave that manly, manly chinstrap as a part of one of her laudanum fits- go without the beard. If you wanna rock hard as diamonds as a wooly, hard drinkin Lincoln- buck up and let your freak flag fly... on your chin. Don’t be fooled by false representations of shaven Lincoln. He had a beard when he delivered the Gettysburg Address. He had a beard when he announced the Emancipation Proclamation. He grew up in a log cabin fer chrissakes. Look… we all know Jesus Christ was a well built white man with a very neatly trimmed beard. Why? That’s the way it is in all his photos. So it is with Lincoln. If you wanna spend Halloween explaining why you don’t have a beard, referring to a few oil renderings of the man done right after Mary Todd forced him to shave that manly, manly chinstrap as a part of one of her laudanum fits- go without the beard. If you wanna rock hard as diamonds as a wooly, hard drinkin Lincoln- buck up and let your freak flag fly… on your chin.

]]> http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-87 Jason C Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:37:51 +0000 http://kevinomara.com/2006/09/07/this-is-me/#comment-87 So that means you're shaving, right? So that means you’re shaving, right?

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