A long time coming
Tuesday August 05th 2008, 7:41 pm
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I recognize that it seems kind of strange, not to mention wasteful, to travel from Tennessee to New Orleans just for a case of wine yet that’s more or less what I did this last weekend.

More than a little back story is necessary to explain my trip, however. I’ll start by mentioning that I was born in 1976. Once you get funneled into the guts of the wine industry, like I did, to be able to drink something that was grown and harvested in the year that you were born becomes a strange and almost magical link. I’ve had the good fortune to have consumed four different wines from my birth year (Cakebread Vineyards Cabernet, BV Cabernet, Smith Woodhouse Colheita tawny port, and Chateau Lafite-Rothschild which I drank on my 30th birthday). Two of those, the Cakebread and the BV were wines which more or less do not exist in the retail market. I had my old boss Dave to thank for those.

Dave and his wife were married in 1976, so they set aside a decent stock of wine from that vintage. On occasion they would bring a bottle out from the cellar to celebrate. When I was over visiting at their house, well, that was double the reason. I had at that point in my career had few opportunities to sample aged wine, and they had a further excuse to bring something good to the table. I will always be grateful to the generosity that the showed me by sharing some of the prizes of their cellar.

When I married Katie in 2002 I decided that I would do my best to be able to recreate the experience of having an anniversary wine. Though I was not yet even a manager at the company and had little disposable income to spend on nicer wines, especially in quantity, I really wanted to be able to celebrate our lives that way. Once again, when a wine shares a vintage with a momentous occasion it’s somehow more special, and when you have an entire case of wine you can spread those twelve bottles out over several years, enjoying watching the wine age over time. Maybe you even stretch your consumption far enough that one night you realize that the wine is at its peak, and there’s no sense in letting it go over the hill, so why not have a second bottle tonight? To a beginning wine lover the idea is enough to make oneself smile, maybe even almost a little giddy.

When the vineyards in France know that they’re going to have a good year - and they know this almost every year - they participate in a form of wine selling called futures. While the wine is still in barrel, meaning it’s not yet fully finished or created, representatives from various wine organizations will taste it. They will rate it and state its potential. I’ve tasted out of barrel before - this is not an easy job. A raw young wine still in oak may come out tasting miles from what you expect, and so I respect greatly the ability of these professional tasters to accurately predict a wine’s future personality. At some point during the aging of the wine the winery decides to sell wine on futures. It works more or less like this: the winery says, “If you want to buy our wine now, while it is still in barrel and you have yet to taste it - but you think it will be good - the price is set at this amount.” The stated amount is, of course, far less than the price will be once the wine is actually set in bottles and cases and shipped around the world.

Many customers, both individuals and companies, buy futures, and buying futures was the only way I could guarantee myself an entire case of something from the 2002 vintage. If I waited until the wine was actually in our stores I would have had to empty my checking account to get as much as I wanted.

So, with hesitation and nervousness I placed an order for a case of Domaine Bachelet Bourgogne Rouge 2002. It’s not the best wine in the world, by any stretch. It’s just plain Burgundy, not even from a particular appellation. I just couldn’t afford anything better, and besides, I like Bachelet’s bourgogne rouge. It’s a great Pinot Noir and I had enjoyed it many times in a few different vintages before deciding to buy an entire case.

Almost no wines are bottled in the year in which they were harvested, and the bottling and shipping by ocean freight takes time. By the time I had our case of Pinot it was 2005.

I didn’t open it, of course. Even a relatively lightweight wine like Pinot Noir can stand to lay down for a few years, if well-made and from a good vintage, and in France 2002 was a good vintage. At that time, in 2005, I was the head of the long-term wine storage project at my company. We had introduced a service for our customers where we could set their collection aside in a temperature-controlled environment which is desperately needed in New Orleans. One summer in that city, even in a dark closet in the middle of the house, can ruin a wine. I didn’t want that to happen, so I opened an account with long-term wine storage and put the majority of my collection in there.

There were other customers with their wines in there, of course. I would know because I moved every case and inventoried every bottle, thousands of them. One of my customers - I will call him Tom - had a sizable but eclectic collection, usually no more than two or three of any particular bottle and vintage, but case after case of wine in all.

In June of 2005 Katie and I celebrated our anniversary. We didn’t open the newly-arrived case.

In August of 2005 Hurricane Katrina came. I’m sure you knew already that this was to be part of the story. I had no time to get my wine out of storage (even though I only lived a block from work) because to get that far into the warehouse required three keys and two alarm codes, and I didn’t have all of that at my disposal. Besides, Katie and I left early on Saturday and my wine collection was the last thing on my mind. I brought only one bottle of something else to enjoy while we were back in Cookeville waiting out the storm. And honestly, just like every time we evacuated we more or less assumed that we would be back. Of course as time edged towards that fateful Monday morning it became more obvious that we weren’t going home any time soon.

About two days after the storm hit we went on a short trip to visit Katie’s brother and his wife in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. While we were there I got a call from my wine storage customer, Tom. His anxiety showed in his voice. “Do you know anything about the wine storage unit? How are the wines? Did it flood?”

I held my tongue as best I could. Tom lives in Baton Rouge, so Tom apparently could not grasp the enormity of the situation.

“Tom, I do not know the current status of the wine storage facility. I also do not know the status of my own apartment and all our possessions.”

He didn’t hear that part, of course, because he was thinking only of his wine. I managed to maintain professionalism long enough to state that even though Mid-City was indeed flooding I hadn’t heard that the waters were very high, and the warehouse floor is on a concrete slab that is five feet above the street (which is to say five feet above sea level), and that the storage unit generator ran on city lines natural gas, which meant that the cooler could keep running even if the power was out, which it most certainly was.

None of this reassured him - he could only keep asking me if everything was all right. I told him I would let him know as soon as I knew anything, which could be days or maybe even weeks.

He called me back the next day and we had the same conversation all over again, and this time I told him that honestly I was having a hard time caring about his wine when my entire neighborhood - the neighborhood in which I enjoyed living and spent most of my time and quite frankly loved - was underwater, including our apartment. I told him I would call him when I heard news.

That was the last I heard from him, at least over the telephone. However, as soon as the waters started to recede in Mid-City, and long before the police were letting individuals back in, Tom pulled some strings. He got an 18-wheeler and some armed guards, and got my company’s owner, inventory manager, and maintenance manager to go with him to the warehouse so he could get his prized collection out of harm’s way.

Upon arriving they found that the natural gas powered generator (the one keeping the refrigeration alive) had shut down because it had run out of oil. No matter, though - the insulated unit had kept its temperature for days, and was still 62 degrees which is well within acceptable storage temperature range. This didn’t matter one bit to Tom, though, as he proceeded to have his men unload his entire collection. A few minutes in the maintenance manager had the generator back up and running, but this still didn’t deter Tom from pulling his collection.

The owner and the maintenance manager left to go survey the damage to the offices at the warehouse, which unfortunately were not on the elevated floor. This left only the inventory manager to supervise a couple of hired guys hauling hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of wine out of storage. Keep in mind that Tom wasn’t the only one with his cases stored there - we had many many customers.

I of course was one of those customers, and you can already see where this story is going. My unopened case of 2002 anniversary wine, the only case I could afford from that vintage, was loaded onto a pallet. My manager saw it before it got put on the truck, but it was at the bottom of a six-high cross-stacked pallet and no amount of his pleading could persuade Tom and his men to un-stack the whole thing.

By the time the owner of the company got back from touring the facility the pallet was the subject of much debate. Tom insisted that his wines were traveling to a cold storage facility in Baton Rouge and that no harm would come to my wine, and that time was of the essence. It has also been stated that Tom said, “Besides, it’s just one case of Bourgogne Rouge - what does it matter?”

The rest of the conversation and the exact whos and wheres aren’t important. The point is the victor of the power struggle was Tom the customer, and away my case went. I got an email from the inventory manager detailing the situation.

I had Tom’s contact info so I emailed him, asking for my wine. He assured me that it would be in safe hands until he got his home cellar built in Baton Rouge, probably some time in 2008. Besides, I wouldn’t want to drink it before then anyway, excuses ad nauseam. I was furious, but as by then I was no longer an employee of the company I also felt powerless. The wine was on a pallet on a rack 30 feet up in the air, and to have the storage facility pull it down, unstack the whole thing, then reassemble - it would have been quite costly. I of course thought it unreasonable of him not to return it, but I couldn’t convince the owner of the company to fight it for me.

You also have to remember that this is all immediately post-Katrina. I had so many hundreds of other things on my mind that one case of wine - while very important to me - was less important than where I was going to get a job, and where Katie and I were going to live, and what happened to all of the things in our apartment, and what was happening to our friends, and so forth.

In October of 2005 she and I drove out to Oregon and made our new home in Portland. I occasionally emailed Tom to find out about my wine, but his answer was always the same: after he built his cellar he would take his wine out of storage and send my case to me.

In June of 2006 Katie and I celebrated our anniversary, again without the Bachelet. It would still have been too young. Besides, even though I didn’t fully realize it at the time, things between us were beginning to sour.

In July of 2006 I left Katie, left Portland, and came back here to Cookeville where I have been ever since.

In March of 2008 I took my first trip to New Orleans, post-Katrina. While there I heard from the owner of the company that there was a slim chance I would be able to get my case back. Unfortunately it was not true. Also notable in March was the finalization of our divorce.

Just recently I got the call from the inventory manager that my case was in their possession, and he wanted to know what I wanted done. Well, it is far too hot in August to be shipping a case of valuable wine across the deep South. One hour in the back of the wrong FedEx truck and the investment is ruined.

I decided to take another trip to New Orleans, to celebrate being between the summer and fall semesters, to take a vacation that I felt I desperately needed. My first trip back (in March) was not traumatic by any stretch but it was still shocking. I felt as if I were walking in a dream, reality slightly altered and with the saturation turned up as high as it would go. Reentering that city I loved felt simultaneously strange beyond belief and as natural as sleep. My second trip, my August vacation, was better in every way. All felt as it should be, and I fell right back into a routine. I saw my friends, I visited every bar and restaurant I wanted to see, from the Lower Garden District to Uptown to Mid-City to the West Bank, and never once went downtown or to the French Quarter. It felt like any other weekend I would have spent back when I lived there - just enjoying myself and the company of others, enjoying good food and drink, seeing neighborhoods and not disasters.

Feeling alive, really.

Or maybe feeling really alive.

And to end the trip I swung back by work and picked up my case, put it in the air-conditioned car, and headed home.

So here I am now, a day later, with my anniversary wine in my possession. I still haven’t opened a bottle, I’ve had no occasion. I don’t know what the occasions will be from now on, honestly, but I can guarantee that they’ll be good.



That was quick
Saturday August 02nd 2008, 9:51 am
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It’s pretty much not a trip to NOLA without seeing a celebrity, so I went ahead and got it out of the way just now. I’m in a coffee shop drinking my breakfast and John Goodman just walked right by my table. It’s not the first time I’ve seen him down here, but he was talking to another guy as they walked past, and it was surreal to hear his voice in person.

I feel strongly about respecting the privacy of famous people, so I didn’t say anything of course, but I wanted so badly to yell BIG DAN!

Okay back to breakfast.



very very big
Thursday July 31st 2008, 2:03 pm
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I just today found out that ‘humongous’ (a word which I had always considered ordinary, consistent, and old) came into existence in the late 1960s or early 1970s. This is kind of surreal to me.

I hope that by the time my children are learning to talk we have rid the world of the word ‘ginormous’.



memepocalipse
Thursday July 17th 2008, 11:23 pm
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A while back Flickr finally started listing statistics for those of us who are paid users. This makes it so much easier to track where an image of mine has been featured or discussed. I was tracking one recently and I found that someone in a gamer forum had linked it, so I followed it back and found this post. It’s standard internet meme garbage but hey, since I was part of the result I was amused.

This is for a game called Your Debut Album

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr’s “explore the last seven days” http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that’s your debut album.

So someone did all that and posted:

Band: Speech of Silence
album name: Say, and then speak.
Cover:
There is a perfectly valid reason for me having done this

The name and album are awesome, the cover is scary

For some reason the multiple references to silence or speaking paired with a picture of me looking like a coal miner zombie just cracks me up.



A short and unfinished list
Friday July 11th 2008, 2:58 pm
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In my dream life I would like to own at least one of each of the following animals: slow loris, sun bear, aye-aye, bearcat, and sifaka.



Burger Chef!
Saturday July 05th 2008, 9:28 am
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So my last blog entry was about going to the new Indian restaurant. I did that thing we all do where I referred to a business that hasn’t been around for over a decade to locate it - “… the old Burger Chef building.” I mean, that’s one of the nice things about living in one place for a while, you get to … um … use that way of … referring to things?

I guess honestly that’s not really that interesting. So why am I amused when someone says, “Oh, the old Rose’s shopping center”?

ANYWAY GEEZ here’s the point. This morning I went to do a Google image search for ‘cookeville’ and one of the first images was of BURGER CHEF.

According to this page, Burger Chef Memories, ours was the last remaining Burger Chef. Ever. Of all time. That’s either really awesome or really sad.

That page has a lot of pictures and even the audio for a Burger Chef commercial that I had never heard before.

Burger Chef!



Vindaloo rhymes with caribou. This means something.
Thursday July 03rd 2008, 11:02 pm
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I went tonight with Jay and Matthew to Cookeville’s first Indian restaurant. I believe its name is India Palace, but that doesn’t really matter because, well, it’s the only one. You can’t get it confused with the other Indian restaurant, now can you?

Here’s the tl;dr version: my food was awesome. Jay’s food was awesome. Matthew’s was a little dry. The service was slow. You should still go there anyway because by God this place needs to stay in business. We’re doing fine keeping a Thai joint and a sushi joint around - we must not lose this one.

Well, unless they start to suck. Then it’s okay.

So for you Cookevillans [sic] that don’t know, it’s on 10th street between Washington and the end of Jefferson. That’s right, the old Burger Chef building that has been a series of failures ever since. What was it last, The Crazy Donkey? I hadn’t been inside that building in probably a decade if not longer.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway let’s see. We went in, got seated, ordered Indian beer, then it took a minute for the beers to be delivered, and they forgot the bottle opener. By the time they got back Matthew and I had taken care of the situation. We tried to tell them that we’re the kind of guys that carry serious hardware but they were out of earshot.

I’m going to stop here for a second and say that at any point in this story you can put in the sentence, “and then it took a minute for [x] to happen.” This place has only been open a day or two now - I don’t mind the service being slow so I’m not going to be mean about it. The food cooking and delivery actually wasn’t slow, considering it’s all made to order. Just everything else.

Jay got the chicken curry, which I did not try, but he and Matthew said was great. Matthew got the chicken tikka masala which he said was a bit dry. I got the lamb vindaloo which the menu said was spicy. My first and only religious experience that was brought about by spicy food was from lamb vindaloo in New Orleans, and I was hoping to have a repeat. Alas, it wasn’t hot enough to get my endorphins going, but it was certainly hot. You can ask them - I had a little trouble speaking for a while there. Man. Nothing like lamb vindaloo.

If I’m not mistaken they had three Indian beers: Kingfisher, Taj Mahal, and one other, the name of which I forget. The menu was extensive, and it’ll take me a while to sample everything I want. The rice was of course tasty Basmati, the naan was great, and that’s all I can talk about, really, as I didn’t have room for dessert.

So go. Go go go. Go soon. Give ‘em a try. Get the vindaloo if you want to hurt yourself.

But go! Go give ‘em some business. If it fails for lack of diners I’ll blame you personally.



FIRE!
Sunday June 29th 2008, 11:21 pm
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I mean FIREFLY!

Sorry, I just had a firefly inside my apartment. That means that the best part of summer is on its way.



Nothin’ special
Sunday June 29th 2008, 1:35 pm
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Today I wanted a snack before I went out. While I was cleaning up the apartment I had settled on grilled cheese, but once I got to the kitchen I decided I wanted something More Awesome. Plus the only bread I had was this dark whole wheat, not good standard grilled cheese bread.

Problem was that I didn’t have very much at my disposal in the way of awesome ingredients. However! I persevered! I just got through eating the tastiest snack I’d made for myself in a while, and it wasn’t even anything that impressive.

I took two slices of that dark wheat bread and put it in a skillet with a little bit of butter so that it would brown up good and crispy on one side. Once it started getting warm I put a slice and a half of aged Swiss cheese on each one to start getting melty. When the bread was nicely browned on the bottom I transferred it (with Swiss still on top) to a cookie sheet.

I then lightly sprinkled the two with oregano, and after that I ground some black pepper onto them. Then I grated fresh Parmesan over all of that until I couldn’t see the spices any more and stuck the whole thing under the broiler.

After the cheese had been bubbling for a while but just before it started browning I pulled the slices out and let them cool some before transferring them to a pre-warmed plate. Then I ate them right up.

MAN that was good. And … I’m sorry, but it was so good I didn’t even think to take a picture until it was all gone.

So go broil up some cheese bread for yourself and pretend it’s mine and marvel at how tasty it is and how good it looks or something okay?

Time to go enjoy the sun. See you suckers later.



MYSTERY!!!!
Friday June 27th 2008, 1:21 pm
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MAN WHAT A DAY SO FAR

Okay so I checked my mail this morning and I had that little slip in there that says, “Go to the post office and pick up whatever it is we didn’t want to cram into your tiny mailbox” and I thought, “MAN BUT THE POST OFFICE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BLUGH” but I went anyway.

I stood in line for what seemed like five forevers and finally the one post office clerk (as in the only one there) got through with the five (million) people in front of me and came back with an envelope.

Looking at the front, I did not recognize the return address. Some guy named Anthony Clark in Indiana. I don’t know any Anthony Clark. I figured maybe it was someone from the onlines, going by their real name.

The package was addressed to “Kevin O’Mara (a man of consequences)” which I thought weird as I do not recognize that phrase.

I stood in the post office and opened the package and I made this face (reproduced for the purposes of this blog post):

BECAUSE MAN INSIDE THAT PACKAGE WAS ORIGINAL NEDROID ARTWORK!

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!

MAN THAT IS TOTALLY REGINALD SHOOTING A WINE BOTTLE! THIS WAS NOT ONLY CUSTOM ARTWORK THIS WAS COMMISSIONED LIKE FOR ME COMPLETELY!

I dug around in the envelope and there was NO NOTE

!MYSTERY

So later today I wrote an email to Nedroid / Anthony and said, “WHAT IS UP WITH THIS AWESOME ART?! WHO SENT IT TO ME?! WAS IT [list of possible suspects]?!”

He wrote back, and said, and I quote:

“I’m glad you enjoy the drawing! I’m not really sure how secret I’m supposed to keep the identity of the person who commissioned it, but I was told when sending it not to include any note identifying him or her. Actually, this person’s exact words were “don’t tell him I sent it, I’m curious to see if he can figure it out”… so my lips are sealed! It sounds like a fun game to me so I won’t ruin the surprise. Good luck!”

Z O M G

So now I have REAL MYSTERY!

And the only clues I have are this:
1. My name is listed as Kevin O’Mara (a man of consequences). A Google search for that exact phrase brings up only one (1) result which doesn’t seem relevant.
2. My ZIP code is listed as the ZIP+4. Now I know you can use the USPS ZIP code lookup tool to find someone’s +4, but I doubt Nedroid would have gone to that trouble. Therefore the person who gave my address must have sent the +4 to Nedroid.
3. Looking back in my Gmail I can see I have sent my address with ZIP+4 to 10 people. Some of them are suspect.
4. Still, there’s that ZIP code lookup tool so I can’t put too much weight on the +4.
5. Whoever commissioned it knows that I love Beartato and Reginald. They also know that I like wine. They also know that I like to shoot things. I think most people that know me at all know those things.
6. They may know that I think of myself as Reginald (and my friend Toby as Beartato). If this is the case, my suspects list just became very short. Reginald is the one shooting the gun in the image, just as I shoot guns.

Unfortunately that’s where my clues run out. I think I have it narrowed down to one of two people. I’m going to think on this a while longer before I start naming names.

BUT I AM VERY EXCITED

EDIT!
Turns out it was my number-one suspect, Calamity Jon Morris! Thank you, Jon! You’re the dog’s bollocks!